mousewings
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Where did you meet your significant other?
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Nope. I dated coworkers in my teenage years at K-fart but was too much a pussy to get teh sex. I made out a few times in the Layaway dept. though, haha.lizard said:
Many times in the forest, desert, side of the road, backyard, spa, up in the hills, and all kinds of other places, woo!!!lizard said:or outdoors:hotjump:
lizard
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there's nothing that can make you feel more like a member of Manowar than having sex bare arsed in the breeze
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Don't have a significant other. Haven't had one in a long time and i don't really plan on ever finding one. *shrug* Females aren't worth the trouble. Yes i'm bitter.
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It is quite possibly the most manly thing in existence. Or at least the most manly thing I've ever experienced.lizard said:there's nothing that can make you feel more like a member of Manowar than having sex bare arsed in the breeze
The thing about girls is they don't want to be pursued. You guys have that all wrong. You have to make them believe you have no interest whatsoever, so then they make more effort to pursue you. Then you start showing interest, once they're hooked.
I met my soon-to-be-wife about 6 months ago in Las Vegas, of all places. Here's the scoop. My roommate James was going to Vegas for his birthday and invited me and the other roommates to come, and we were told to invite more people, make a party out of it. So, we invited a group of people, and of them two girls decided to go (Shelby and Alisa). Both of the girls liked my other roommate Tony, who was going, too. So, Shelby thought it would be awkward to have the two girls who both liked the same guy there, so she begged her roommate Rachel to tag along and make it more just like a group of friends (I guess she didn't realize that other people were going). Anyway, we drove down separately, and I didn't meet Rachel until the next day. I thought she was cute, but I was not really in the mood to try and chase after another girl, so I just said hi and kept to myself. This pretty much drove her nuts, so she would follow me around and try to stir up conversation. After a while, I realized she was actually really cool, so we started dating that week. Now we're getting married in two weeks.
I met my soon-to-be-wife about 6 months ago in Las Vegas, of all places. Here's the scoop. My roommate James was going to Vegas for his birthday and invited me and the other roommates to come, and we were told to invite more people, make a party out of it. So, we invited a group of people, and of them two girls decided to go (Shelby and Alisa). Both of the girls liked my other roommate Tony, who was going, too. So, Shelby thought it would be awkward to have the two girls who both liked the same guy there, so she begged her roommate Rachel to tag along and make it more just like a group of friends (I guess she didn't realize that other people were going). Anyway, we drove down separately, and I didn't meet Rachel until the next day. I thought she was cute, but I was not really in the mood to try and chase after another girl, so I just said hi and kept to myself. This pretty much drove her nuts, so she would follow me around and try to stir up conversation. After a while, I realized she was actually really cool, so we started dating that week. Now we're getting married in two weeks.
jimbobhickville said:
Wow, man, you work fast! My fianceé have been nagging me to sit down with her and set a final date for two months now, and I always make up some lame excuse to postpone it. About a week ago, I decided that I want to switch jobs, and that made me happy, because I can use my uncertain future as an excuse to push it ahead even further.
I love the Royal Carnage theme quote now-
Cattle "Bonebagger" Die, Kinsmen "The-Champ" Die, All "Superdick" Men are Mortal. Browns of Truth will never Perish, Nor a entering Noble "Pöttöm Kuki" Name.
Cattle "Bonebagger" Die, Kinsmen "The-Champ" Die, All "Superdick" Men are Mortal. Browns of Truth will never Perish, Nor a entering Noble "Pöttöm Kuki" Name.
nobody right now ... but my last long term was in church and was talking to a woman that happened to be a friend of my mom, and she was asking if she knew a nice Hungarian guy ... the lady told my mom about it ... was hooked on a blind date ... and was smitten as soon as she sat in my car ...
now ... blagh
now ... blagh
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Of the three long term relationships I've had - two I met at work and one I met at a metal show.
I should've known what I was in for with the metal show chick when her advance toward me consisted of "hey there, you wanna buy me a beer?"
But I saw those Double DD's and lost the capacity for rational thought.
I should've known what I was in for with the metal show chick when her advance toward me consisted of "hey there, you wanna buy me a beer?"
But I saw those Double DD's and lost the capacity for rational thought.
JayKeeley
Be still, O wand'rer!
It's funny -- metal dudes are these introvert, geek types...and metal chicks are brash, annoying, in yer face type loudmouths. The two are just not meant to be together - it's like doing your sister or something.
What you want is a clubber/dancer chick - someone who looks good (as opposed to not), has money (not broke), wears heels (not construction boots), drives a Jetta (not a buick), and will hang on to your every word in a Manhattan restaurant (not drink you under the table and want McDonalds breakfasts sausage drippings filling her thigh flaps).
I'm telling you: opposites attract. It's true.
What you want is a clubber/dancer chick - someone who looks good (as opposed to not), has money (not broke), wears heels (not construction boots), drives a Jetta (not a buick), and will hang on to your every word in a Manhattan restaurant (not drink you under the table and want McDonalds breakfasts sausage drippings filling her thigh flaps).
I'm telling you: opposites attract. It's true.
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What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
Man, I can't stand club girls. Yeah I'd like to boink a whole shitload of them, but that's it.
I want a girl that drinks beer and likes to be outdoors. Someone who reads a fuckin' book now and then.
I want a girl that drinks beer and likes to be outdoors. Someone who reads a fuckin' book now and then.
JayKeeley
Be still, O wand'rer!
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JayKeeley
Be still, O wand'rer!
lizard
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the trouble with club chicks is they wanna dance and if you aren't a dancer, they're dancing with other chicks and/or guys, so they turn into rug munchers or are banging someone who is not you.
JayKeeley
Be still, O wand'rer!
lizard said:
Yeah, I would NEVER go to a club. I just like the look of the chicks. But you're right, these girls are ships in the night, and I'm just trying to help you guys avoid the tugboats.
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