Condalicious: "I don't really have time for formalities, I have important thoughts to return to, like how is the world's first Black Female Conqueror going to mount her thrown with Maximum Bloodshed in the Middle East? Oh screw it, I'll just tell ol' dimwit W here that the Saudis made fun of Texas and he'll nuke 'em."
All males: "Man, I ain't seen a nice pair o' titties all god damn DAY!"
lolz @ Tommy Lee Jones