Cooking with Bits and Bites

[Craysh3]

Alright so i'm left here with this bowl of basically powder-version bits and bites after it being demolished by a few people over a few days course. Now I don't know why, but being the Jew that I am, I was wondering if any of you guys know a recipe that could use this to make a great fucking dish with. For those of you who don't know bits and bites, it's just a baked cereal mix snack consisting of chex, mini cheese sticks, toasted o rings, and of course pretzels.

Any ideas, Kev?

 

[Lord Foul]

I gotta say, I do not think I would enjoy having my o-ring toasted.

 

[Shpongled]

Absolutely zero ideas. That's the kinda shit you're just supposed to snack on. I have no idea how to cook or make any sort of dish with it. Derick is the man you'd want to ask about this.

 

[guitarguru777]

First thing that comes to mind ....

2 chicken breasts
1 Egg
1/4 cup milk
2 tsp olive oil (or canola oil, whatever ya got)

Scramble Egg and milk in a bowl

Dip breasts in milk / egg mixture, dredge through the mix of crap that's crushed to all hell (like bread crumbs)

Pre heat pan over med high heat, add oil, cook chicken on each side till nice and golden brown and the chicken is cooked in the center (ie: no pink)

Serve over rice or some kind of pasta

 

[Craysh3]

You mean like chicken schnitzel? That's actually pretty good, because I used Bissli chips before to bread that with, and this might work just as well... Thanks J.

 

[guitarguru777]

ya it should be pretty good

let me know how it turns out!

 

[Dead_Lioness]

I had to google "Bits and Bites" - I had no idea what it was..

Ok, it's like a party mix thingie.

EASY!

make a schnitzel!

You'll need:

Chicken breast, flattened and thin
Egg, beaten
some flour
some bread crumbs mixed with that bits&Bites mush
Pan
Canola Oil


Coat chicken breast with flour, throw in the egg, coat
then coat with the bread crumbs/bits&Bites mix

Make sure the oil is HOT (you'll need at least 1/2 inch thick oil) and toss in.
Fry until brown, and set on paper towels to soak the oil.

Serve with hummus, Pittas, and some salad.
(dip chicken pieces in hummus- YUM!)

 

[Shpongled]

Oh shit....

 

[Craysh3]

Yeah, it's coming guys... Pictures to be posted either today or tomorrow. Let's just hope that my rectum will agree with this concoction.

 

[Lord Foul]

You can make schnitzel in it's traditional form with veal or pork as well, and I imagine the breading would be just as good.

 

[guitarguru777]

2 people recommending basically the same thing ... this should be EPIC !!

I am officially dubbing this NeverSchnitzel !!!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

I have an idea.


















































You could crush it up and use it to bread & fry some chicken breasts with. Yeah!

 

[Chromatose]

I was gonna say the same thing only with fish. SHRUG

 

[neal]

I gotta say, I do not think I would enjoy having my o-ring toasted.

hahah

 

[Dead_Lioness]

OH MY GOD
MAKE A SCHNITZEL!

but this time, instead of fish, or veal or whatnot: use tofu!

 

[Craysh3]

It's done, I made it chicken breast. An official review will come tomorrow when I'm not a drunk fuck that's too lazy to upload the pics from his phone.

 

[Shpongled]

You make with the fucking review and ESPECIALLY the pics or you're fucking fucked, buddy. This is the internet. Don't fuck around.

 

[derek]

^.

 

[~Lynn~]

. This is the internet. Don't fuck around.

 

[derek]

I hope your schnitzeling your nipples right off, little man.