OUR ITINERARY AT PP - THURSDAY
- Thread starter SavaVIDude
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Harvester said:
Well the problemo I have is that I was anxious and booked my room Thur-Sun when PP was announced. So for me I'm gonna have to miss out of metal karoake unless someone has room to put Babs up on their floor (lol).
SavaVIDude said:I've been to the last two PPs. I think our schedule is pretty indicative of the "average" PP attendee:
Thursday AM - Get up. Meet other MrLonely at my place. Drink 2 bottles of Mimosas. Cab to airport. Check in. Hit bar. Drink Bloody Marys till we remember we have a flight to catch. Get on plane. Option 1 - sleep or pass out. Option 2 - Order a drink. Fuck Option 1.
Thursday Afternoon (wasn't that a Moody Blues song??) - Get off plane - hopefully after it's landed. Get handicapped cart to take us to cab area. Get in cab. Don't forget to stop by liquor store. Find biggest bottle of cheap scotch we can find. Buy two. Return to cab. Get to hotel. Check in. Blood level in alcohol system is approching unsafe high level. Get to room. Decision time. Option 1 - pass out. Option 2 - try to find ice machine, order room service open the cheap scotch. You guessed it - Fuck Option 1.
Thursday Evening - Put on anything that's black. Fortunately, every fucking thing we brought to wear is black. Good planning. Stumble to Earthlink Live. Hint to newbies - This is the advantage of staying in the same place every year. You don't get lost so easily. We like the Sheraton Suites (or is it Marriott Suites?? I can't ever remember, the other MrLonely always books the place) We like the suite, because it takes longer to trash because of the extra square footage. It also has a balcony so we can yell at the traffic and throw the horns to other drunk idiots wearing black. Note of caution: Priests and cops also have a lot of black on, so be careful. Some asshole might mistake the horns for the "Brooklyn Salute"!! Also, don't forget to put some clothes on before going out there - I know, it could happen to anybody. Oh yeah - and wait until it's dark before pissing off the balcony.
I'm sorry, where was I?? Oh yeah - Get to pre-party, hang out with other cool PP'ers, etc. You notice I didn't mention getting a drink. This is the advantage of getting totally shit-faced BEFORE arriving at the venue. You save money for CDs, and Cheetah 3. Doh
Friday AM ( I know the title says Thursday, but they all kinda run together) - After the pre-party is over, go to someone's room at the Granada, where there are approximately 1,237 people in a room the size of a napkin and drink their booze and eat their pizza. If any dudes have a foriegn accent and long hair, get an autograph and try to figure out later if they are famous. When all of the parties at the Granada run out of booze or some large motherfucker with a foreign accent and long hair throws you out onto Peachtree St. just because you mistook his girlfriend's 38-DD boobs for a beer - I know - could happen to anybody.
Stumble back to Sheraton or Marriott - whatever. Ask the bellhop if he would push us to our room on one of those luggage carts. This is a clever way to avoid the embarrassment of a) Not remembering your room number; and b) Forgetting how to walk. Option 1 pass out. Don't make it to Option 2. Sorry.
Sorry this was so long - got carried away. I'm at work, so I'll have to post the Friday and Saturday installments in different posts.
Chris
Bwahahaha... fantastic post... though you must be getting loaded on the plane to want to take an expensive-ass cab, when the train goes right from the airport to midtown for like two bucks...
booB
Señor Member
yeah, but then he has to walk from the train station to the hotel, and there's no handicapped-cart. 
Troy the nomad
Actually I've resettled
Sumeet said:Bwahahaha... fantastic post... though you must be getting loaded on the plane to want to take an expensive-ass cab, when the train goes right from the airport to midtown for like two bucks...
Good point. The main problem is the closest Licker Store is over 2 miles away (if MapQuest is right). There are 2 of us, so we make ends meet.
Chris
manowarfan1 said:Just talked to my buddy Jim in MD who is gonna meet me in ATL for the fest. Are there any Luggage cart racetracks in ATL? If not, we may have to improvise one and challenge the MrLonely brigade to a race
manowarfan1
You're on!! Looks like we're gonna havta start practicing at the local hotels!!
I noticed you are from Colo. Say Hi to Gov. Owens for me. He is a good friend of mine. I lived in Denver for awhile and I'll never figure out how Colo. elected a Texan Governor!!
Chris
SavaVIDude said:You're on!! Looks like we're gonna havta start practicing at the local hotels!!
I noticed you are from Colo. Say Hi to Gov. Owens for me. He is a good friend of mine. I lived in Denver for awhile and I'll never figure out how Colo. elected a Texan Governor!!
Chris
Right on - I am gonna practice at the broadmoor and other hilly areas
I'll say hi to Bill for ya - will be in Denver pretty much from teh 8th thru the 17th to hang with my cousin who is coming out to househunt - my Godson will be moving out here to be corrupted by METAL RAISE THY HORNS!!! woo hooNow where'd I put my Gladiator costume....
Tess
Member
SavaVIDude said:
JO MAMA
I didn't remember asking your opinion!!
This is why I can't go as early as youz guyz!!!!!!!!!!!!
Toodles,
Chris
My bad. For some reason I thought this was a public message board.
Leopard
Member
SavaVIDude said:
MapQuest is right. Last year I called the front desk at the Residence to ask where the nearest liquor store was, and they told me it was 2 miles away.
Bryan316
METAL... nuff said!
rottingflesh
Member
That whole post ruled, but this line was goddamn comedy gold.
Paging J-Dub! Paging J-Dub! Straight line in dire need of commentary!
dt
Meteornotes said:That whole post ruled, but this line was goddamn comedy gold.
Paging J-Dub! Paging J-Dub! Straight line in dire need of commentary!
dt
I'll save Dub some time! "Geez, Babs you are so close to the floor, do you even realize you are on it."
Best line (there were some great ones beside it though):
"Thursday Evening - Put on anything that's black. Fortunately, every fucking thing we brought to wear is black. Good planning."
Matt Crooks
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booB said:
Indeed, but these days I seem to fall asleep before I can find an ice machine. Maybe this year I'll just use C-Lo's bed - he'll wake up and think he did it in his sleep
Stardust2112
And your little dog, too!
Matt Crooks said:Indeed, but these days I seem to fall asleep before I can find an ice machine. Maybe this year I'll just use C-Lo's bed - he'll wake up and think he did it in his sleep
Matt Crooks - Defiling ice machines, street signs and mattresses since 1987.
J-Dubya 777
It NEVER ends
BABS said:
See? There you go, you just RUINED the mood now.....
Damn hobbits!
J-Dubya - Who thinks Babs would need a step ladder to scratch a snake's belly!
Matt Crooks
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