The "official" funny quotes of the weekend thread.
Metal just slipped off the table- SOBER! -Tammy
Oh my God, you twated me last night! -Colleen
Nice wet spot! No not THAT one - Tammy
I'm in UR bar ignoring UR bandz - Tammy
Patrick (Lost Hatter)Did you just call my dad a horse?
Metal: I heard he's hung like one... (Sorry Hoyt! )
Patrick: Yeah, like father like son
Colleen: What do you play?
Johnny Mac The stereo...
Metal, if I ever have a son, I can promise, I will NEVER let him hang out with you.- Linda
That Second anal shot really hurt... Johnny Mac
I have boobs, can I get in there? - Justin
I almost grabbed his bag... Look! His bag looks like a McMuffin and I'm hungry... Johhny Mac
So, now that we are here talking and I see you are thinking. Let's get out the graphs and flow charts and discuss this.- Zak Stevens
You know she's going to hurt you right? Said to Patrick MANY TIMES in one night...
But his dad said it was OK! -Metal
Johnny: So I have this cool logo for our band, Bad Vagina. It's like Def Lepards logo. Except we turn the A backwards. It's be the same but different...
.....
Chris(?): Hey Johnny come here and look, see this manhole cover? The A is backwards on there!
You almost make me wish I had a dick.- Colleen
Chris (Cellador): You paid a bum $5 to show us how to get back to the hotel.
Hey guys, I filled it what do I do with it?
MetalRose, is she here at this shin dig?
You mean, here at this after party?
Yeah.
Yeah, she is...
Where?
*extends hand.* Hi, I'm MetalRose
Whew, I'm sure there are tons more! Post 'em
-Metal
Metal just slipped off the table- SOBER! -Tammy
Oh my God, you twated me last night! -Colleen
Nice wet spot! No not THAT one - Tammy
I'm in UR bar ignoring UR bandz - Tammy
Patrick (Lost Hatter)Did you just call my dad a horse?
Metal: I heard he's hung like one... (Sorry Hoyt! )
Patrick: Yeah, like father like son
Colleen: What do you play?
Johnny Mac The stereo...
Metal, if I ever have a son, I can promise, I will NEVER let him hang out with you.- Linda
That Second anal shot really hurt... Johnny Mac
I have boobs, can I get in there? - Justin
I almost grabbed his bag... Look! His bag looks like a McMuffin and I'm hungry... Johhny Mac
So, now that we are here talking and I see you are thinking. Let's get out the graphs and flow charts and discuss this.- Zak Stevens
You know she's going to hurt you right? Said to Patrick MANY TIMES in one night...
But his dad said it was OK! -Metal
Johnny: So I have this cool logo for our band, Bad Vagina. It's like Def Lepards logo. Except we turn the A backwards. It's be the same but different...
.....
Chris(?): Hey Johnny come here and look, see this manhole cover? The A is backwards on there!
You almost make me wish I had a dick.- Colleen
Chris (Cellador): You paid a bum $5 to show us how to get back to the hotel.
Hey guys, I filled it what do I do with it?
MetalRose, is she here at this shin dig?
You mean, here at this after party?
Yeah.
Yeah, she is...
Where?
*extends hand.* Hi, I'm MetalRose
Whew, I'm sure there are tons more! Post 'em
-Metal