Top 10 Reasons to see Pain of Salvation live

[J-Dubya 777]

I have been inspired by Zod to put this list together. Since threats from Shaye & Tess may have ruled out his posting of the threatened PoS top 10 list, I've come up with my own. I fear no-one!

Donning a flak jacket & an asbestos body suit,
I remain,
J-Dubya


10 - To see them play with no rehersal, and pretend it was just a fun, loose show.

9 - to hear a band play 200 different songs, in 60 second increments, randomly spliced together

8 - to see the between sets video of DG refusing to be fingerprinted at the airport, and the subsequent complimentary body cavity search.

7 - Hearing DG scream like Ned Beatty in Deliverance (see # 8)

6 - to yell out for old the songs, since the newer stuff has about as much testosterone as Richard Speck & Richard Simmons combined

5 - who else writes this kind of music where it's progressive just for the sake of being progressive.

4 - if you don't go see them, or don't like them, you obviously just don't get it!

3 - because the Dream Theater show is already sold out

2 - hearing the anti-american pied piper lead his fans like Lemmings off of a cliff

1 - Listening to/seeing PoS is only slightly better than having a Brazilian Wax job, and taking a swim in lemon juice

 

[OdinsCourt]

 

[Harvester]

4 - if you don't go see them, or don't like them, you obviously just don't get it!

Glenn H

 

[General Zod]

8 - to see the between sets video of DG refusing to be fingerprinted at the airport, and the subsequent complimentary body cavity search.

7 - Hearing DG scream like Ned Beatty in Deliverance (see # 8)

6 - to yell out for old the songs, since the newer stuff has about as much testosterone as Richard Speck & Richard Simmons combined

3 - because the Dream Theater show is already sold out

1 - Listening to/seeing PoS is only slightly better than having a Brazilian Wax job, and taking a swim in lemon juice

Well done Sir. I especially liked those above.

Zod

 

[Nightmare1z]

4 could apply to so many other bands too on so many levels. I hate people saying if you don't like a band, 'You don't get it'.

 

[Dustro25]

this is so much fun

 

[BlindPanzer]

i guess if we need to hear something "original" as dictated by J-Dubya then we'd all be listening to Odin's Court. At least post something original...

 

[Kenneth R.]

I have been inspired by Zod to put this list together. Since threats from Shaye & Tess may have ruled out his posting of the threatened PoS top 10 list, I've come up with my own. I fear no-one!

Donning a flak jacket & an asbestos body suit,
I remain,
J-Dubya



3 - because the Dream Theater show is already sold out

PoS fan here, but this list was still funny, and i agree with DG about foreign policy

 

[lady_space]

4 could apply to so many other bands too on so many levels. I hate people saying if you don't like a band, 'You don't get it'.

Well, obviously, you just don't get it.

Nice list... I especially like #3 and #4. And for the record, I didn't threaten Zod... he only feels threatened by me when I hit on his wife.

Shaye

 

[General Zod]

And for the record, I didn't threaten Zod... he only feels threatened by me when I hit on his wife.

LOL. "Threatened" isn't the word I'd use. Actually, I'm not sure what the right word is. Is there a word for "hell yeah, where'd I leave my video camera?"

Zod

 

[J-Dubya 777]

Matt - Please console Rick & Ron, I'll bet they're crying right now...:Spin:

Glenn - If I can get a chuckle out of the Ringmaster, I think I'm safe.....

Zod - Thanks for the inspiration! heheheheheheeh

Nightmare1z - If you ONLY knew how many times I heard that......lol

dusro2 - Do I detect sarcasm????!!!!!

BP - Original? Like your reply?? PoS is surely original... Nobody will copy them, because no one would WANT to! Plenty of original bands out there, you just have to find them.....

Ken - I can always depend on the Brits to have a sense of humour.
It's all in good fun!

Shaye - No, I don't get it....at ALL! Be nice to Mrs. Zod!


J-Dubya

 

[J-Dubya 777]

LOL. "Threatened" isn't the word I'd use. Actually, I'm not sure what the right word is. Is there a word for "hell yeah, where'd I leave my video camera?"

Zod

Will this be on the next PP DVD?



J-Dubya

 

[OdinsCourt]

i guess if we need to hear something "original" as dictated by J-Dubya then we'd all be listening to Odin's Court.

 

[OdinsCourt]

Matt - Please console Rick & Ron, I'll bet they're crying right now...:Spin:

Will do!

 

[J-Dubya 777]

i guess if we need to hear something "original" as dictated by J-Dubya then we'd all be listening to Odin's Court. At least post something original...

Cheap shot! Less true words could never be typed!

J-Dubya

 

[General Zod]

Will this be on the next PP DVD?

LOL.

Zod

 

[sh0kr0k]

Oh man... you guys are gonna kick me out of the PP clan soon for loving both DT AND PoS! Next you'll be posting about Morgana Lefay Then I'll really have to hide!

 

[lady_space]

Will this be on the next PP DVD?

Dunno... but it'll be on my wedding video for sure.

Tammy... nah... I like both bands, too. Stand up and be proud!

 

[Tess]

My natural instinct is to be very pissed off (I can't help it -I was raised by the biggest PoS fan in the world!!) but something stronger tells me not to act like those whiny teenage boys all over the internet

Your list started out pretty amateur but it did get pretty funny about half way through. #3 is f-ing HILARIOUS and #4 is soooo true. HA!

Will this be on the next PP DVD? J-Dubya

I sure as hell hope not!

 

[J-Dubya 777]

My natural instinct is to be very pissed off (I can't help it -I was raised by the biggest PoS fan in the world!!) but something stronger tells me not to act like those whiny teenage boys all over the internet

Your list started out pretty amateur but it did get pretty funny about half way through. #3 is f-ing HILARIOUS and #4 is soooo true. HA!

YOU were raised by Daniel Gildenlow???!!!!!
I take it ALL back!

The list was supposed to build, like most top10 lists. See if I show any restraint in the future!:Spin:

Glad it got a laugh!



J-Dubya