do you love it when people at work...

[deadair]

say one thing... but really mean something else?


boss - "co-worker x" isn't going to be in this week until thursday, do you think you can help out with his stuff?

actually meaning - "you are now expected to do both jobs this week"


boss - jake, when you get a second could you help me with UPS

actually meaning - "when you get a second, could you do UPS for me because i'm lazy?"




this week is going to RULE!!!

 

[XzanderX]

word

 

[avi]

super-sweet, brah.

 

[deadair]

I AM SOOOO PUMPED

 

[XzanderX]

aren't you feeling sick? I think you need to go home and sleep!

 

[avi]

headphones on, head down, no one bothers me.

 

[deadair]

Originally posted by avi
headphones on, head down, no one bothers me.

i WISH i could pull that off...

 

[chupe666]

THIS WEEK WILL DEFINITELY RULE BECAUSE:
It's my last week here.

When someone comes into my office and asks me something, I will stare at them like their face has been eaten half off by a piranha until they walk out.

 

[avi]

It actually doesn't work quite as well as I would like, but I remain forever hopeful.