Kitty's New Job

[Kitty Star]

I am currently getting paid $16 to sit and look at a wall. This office is very slow and there is nothing for me to do. The girls are nice though, that will make everything easier.

 

[lizard]

an idle kitty star can bode nothing but more intense alex wooing.

 

[xfer]

you should've gone for the "hoochie boss" look after all.

 

[Kitty Star]

There is always time for Alex wooing. There is no such thing as not enough time for Alex. Duh.

Maybe the "hoochie boss" look would have been better, stirred up some drama to start off the week. At least then we could be having mud wrestling matches in the middle of the office instead of sitting here doing jack shit.

 

[xfer]

woo!

 

[Kitty Star]

You can come and participate if you want to.

 

[xfer]

i am not a mud-wrestling-liker, unfortunately.

 

[xfer]

N.B. that "woo!" was an imperative, not an ejaculation

 

[Kitty Star]

Still bored. Somebody post something interesting for me to write long thoughtful responses to, or I will start making up stories about Alex and his evil twin.

 

[mindspell]

I vote for the creepy stories.

 

[lizard]

do you believe dreams have significance? any relevance to reality? had any good ones lately?

 

[Kitty Star]

I do believe that dreams have significance in reality. I think that they can be wants or needs that are not being fulfilled in reality. My dreams are always wishful thinking, normally anyway. Or horrible nightmares, I have those alot too. Sometimes I have entirely psychic dreams. Those freak me out, but hey, sometimes it is better to know what is going to happen in advance, right?

Any good dreams? Ummm I married Davey Havok again last night. On Friday night I road a motorcycle all the way to Boston, more specifically Alex's house. Pulled up all cool like and the helmet came off and the hair was all over the place, you know movie style. It was awesome.

 

[xfer]

i wore my new bicycle helmet for the first time today. IT CAN'T BE COINCIDENCE!

 

[lizard]

"strange things are afoot at the Circle-K...."

 

[Kitty Star]

i wore my new bicycle helmet for the first time today. IT CAN'T BE COINCIDENCE!

It isn't. We are connected.

 

[Josh Seipp]

Still bored. Somebody post something interesting for me to write long thoughtful responses to, or I will start making up stories about Alex and his evil twin.

Toby?

 

[Kitty Star]

No not Toby, Xfir & Xfur, and all of the other ones that have come up today.

 

[Josh Seipp]

oh this is what you miss when you don't have a desk job

so how do you know which one is the evil one

 

[Baliset]

whichever one has a beard i believe

 

[xfer]

Toby?

hahaha