the metalhead princes

[Cat5Messiah]

I have a four page list of those. Someone from work gave them to me and I was going to post them but goddamn, that's a lot of typing.

 

[The Soulforged]

i know that, yet it pwnz

alexi: comes to the castle, starts to talk to the dragon. The dragon gets hypnotized by how many times alexi said "you know" in 2 minutes and fells asleep. Then alexi goes up to the princess' room and starts to cry when he sees the princess is actually a hot blonde chick instead of janne.

haha

 

[jojoNZ]

awesome

 

[metaru kurenai]

* GLAM METAL
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter.
He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink
colour.

HAHA
never read it before...

 

[goth_fiend]

the nu metal one is funny because its true

 

[barrett_]

* PROGRESSIVE METAL
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills
himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another
solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory.

 

[Raistlin Majere]

my fave would prolly be doom metal

 

[Daewa]

Great!

and the Nu-Metal part is so true

 

[Cofee_Annihilator]

wow good stuff.

 

[Daewa]

Talking of Nu-Metal...

I just came along this pic

 

[Cofee_Annihilator]

the: rfl thing was cool.

 

[Lanterns]

Funny, especially the "nu" variety (and the prog one as a close second).

 

[Daewa]

I laughed the most about the glam variety but still the the Nu-Metal one ist true

 

[CliffBurton]

Viking metal was good hahah
Never seen this before very nice...

 

[bodomite]

this shit is funny every time i read it

 

[jojoNZ]

First time i seen it and