Diseases, Injuries, Illnesses

[Onder]

What hurts you bitch? I have a cold. I cough. I have a runny nose.

Discuss.

 

[The Butt]

I have a stomach bug... so let's just say I'm having some unholy rumblings in the ol' captain's quarters.

 

[Chanakya]

I played hockey for the first time in 4 years. Still got a bit of the game in me, but my entire left leg, ass downwards, is killing me.

 

[damnromulans]

I porked 4 times at about an hour each session in a period of 18 hours so I can't really sit or anything without pain and my junk feels swollen. Also my legs/ass hurt from a combination of porking and raking/bagging leaves.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

I bet your vagina looks like beef jerky after all that.

 

[Onder]

Sick thread, eh?

 

[The Butt]

It's definitely a keeper.

 

[unknown]

I porked 4 times at about an hour each session in a period of 18 hours so I can't really sit or anything without pain and my junk feels swollen. Also my legs/ass hurt from a combination of porking and raking/bagging leaves.

and who were you porking?

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Sounds like a well endowed landscaper who's addicted to Viagra.

 

[damnromulans]

who i'm porking is my business!

today i have a sore throat and clogged up respiratory system because i've been smoking cigarettes again. fucking gross

 

[Onder]

So I got drunk drunk as hell on friday and smoked some weed yesterday because I was still drunk. Then I fell of the stairs and fucked my left ankle. It still hurts and I can’t even walk properly. Boo.

 

[Draehl]

I've never heard of a chick calling it her "junk". You learn something new every day.

 

[Episteme]

I have been suffering from a serious lack of sleep and spring's here so hayfever is shitting me off every morning I wake up. -_-

 

[unknown]

allergies have been kicking my ass this weekend. ugh

 

[Master_Yoda77]

So I got drunk drunk as hell on friday and smoked some weed yesterday because I was still drunk. Then I fell of the stairs and fucked my left ankle. It still hurts and I can’t even walk properly. Boo.

I got drunk as fuck Friday night and fell down a few stairs as well. I was pretty much a zombie yesterday.

 

[CF87]

I'm pysically and mentally ill fulltime!. It's my life.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I have been suffering from a serious lack of sleep and spring's here so hayfever is shitting me off every morning I wake up. -_-

well maybe if you spent less time fucking squirters you'd get more sleep.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

^ lol

 

[A1a23]

Sore as fuck in multiple places due to a bar fight I was involved in last night. At least my face isn't too fucked up.

 

[CF87]

I'm 5'6" and when wasted I don't care who the fuck you are. I'll take on 3people at once. I've been kicked out of a few bars. Can't recall why.