OK here's the tribute. Title "Urgent: Who is the biggest cunt of this board?" or something like that.
Cast your votes ASAP please.
Here are my nominees:
lady space - this is a unique cunt, very unlike most other people of its kind (i.e. cunts). It describes itself as a tall, lazy bitch. This is practically the same thing a calling yourself cunt, since the two are synonyms. Since it modestly tries to hide its cuntness with a beautifying euphanism like this, it is showing some signs of insecurity. It should be more proud of being a cunt, perhaps wearing t-shirts stating it, while telling strangers on the street about it. This would make it the ultimate cunt of all time. All other cunts would bow to it in envy.
Kim K. - If I would have to vote for the greatest cunt immediately, without giving the nominees some time for cunt development, it would be for this one. This is without a doubt the biggest cunt I have ever run into so far, in my life. Unlike the previous cunt, this one is less modest about it. It proudly displays its cunting picture for everyone to see, which is a bold statement saying "I am definitely the biggest cunt today, who dares to challenge me?". It's probably also a feminist who strongly believes that cunts can drive cars, and perform other non-kitchen related activities, quite adequately. Truly a cunt to be reckoned with! Never before have I experienced a cunt of these epic proportions. I recommend non-cunts to not marry this one.
Harvester - if anyone would be up for Kim K's cunt challenge, it would be this brave cunt, a very promising newcomer. I don't think it would win, but it is very admirable how actively this one pursues its very clear and well defined goal of becoming a top rated cunt along with the top cunts of today. It will be a fight to remember, however, complete with bitch slaps, hair pulling and broken fingernails, all within one single ring. I really hope for the best for this one, and who knows, maybe one day it will be remembered as the greatest cunt of all time. Quite a remarkable feat for a male!
Rotting flesh - a bitch (or "woman" as some of them prefer to be called for some reason) with a screen name like this can be nothing less than a colossal cunt (unless it really is its real name, in which case it is its parents that are the real cunts). This is the reason why most bitches into metal (at least 47 out of the 50 metal bitches world wide, probably more) can be considered cunts. For one thing, there is not much sex appeal in a bitch who walks around calling itself a gory metal sounding name like "rotting flesh" or "penetrating phallic blades through dismembered rectums" or "the mighty dragon breathes the fire of Valhalla upon the decaying bladder of the rotting necrophile, in the enchanted cave". A bitch who introduces itself to me this way is not getting any from me this night. So we might as well call it a cunt anyway, since the rest of us won't lose out on a particularly amazing lay regardless.
Any others I've forgotten?
