Virgin Steele for PP Damnit!

Dolamite S. Biffle said:
Might as well just stayhome and go to one of those really redneck strip clubs with the toothless strippers or are those at Cheetahs too.

Ha! Try living in South Texas...we've got the regular staff of midgets and amputees (oh, my!)...:puke:

The women here also have developed a syndrome which can only be referred to as "tortilla butt." Lots of widespread (pun intended) hail damage, if you know what I mean.

Could I possibly mix any more metaphors tonight?

Rock on!
 
ashaman7122 said:
Ha! Try living in South Texas...we've got the regular staff of midgets and amputees (oh, my!)...:puke:

The women here also have developed a syndrome which can only be referred to as "tortilla butt." Lots of widespread (pun intended) hail damage, if you know what I mean.

Could I possibly mix any more metaphors tonight?

Rock on!

ROFL
 
I am so excited I am going to post here again! Looks like I'll be up front on the barrier for VS with a sword and an animal pelt loin cloth! CANNOT WAIT!



"Oooooh, we've lost our way."
"And now ... the world slips away ..."
"And shadows fall ... all around ..."
 
SwordLord said:
I am so excited I am going to post here again! Looks like I'll be up front on the barrier for VS with a sword and an animal pelt loin cloth! CANNOT WAIT!

Gonna be one hell of a photo op!

We'll be seeing Nathan on everyone's homepage as the posterboy of "true metal."

Rock on!