Headliner Announcement at 11:00am EST *TODAY*

I hate you, Glenn. You're an evil, villainous dastardly bastardly sinner. I wanted to go home early today cuz I'm feeling quite under the weather, and now I sit here, imprisoned in anticipation for another 31 minutes, with a racing heartbeat, sweaty palms, nervous twitches, clenched sphincter, and bitemarks in my desk! Now my boss REALLY thinks I'm sick!

:lol:


FOZZY! FOZZY! FOZZY! FOZZY! FOZZY! FOZZY! FOZZY!

Hey, I can dream, can't I? :loco:
 
I hate you, Glenn. You're an evil, villainous dastardly bastardly sinner. I wanted to go home early today cuz I'm feeling quite under the weather, and now I sit here, imprisoned in anticipation for another 31 minutes, with a racing heartbeat, sweaty palms, nervous twitches, clenched sphincter, and bitemarks in my desk! Now my boss REALLY thinks I'm sick!

:lol:


FOZZY! FOZZY! FOZZY! FOZZY! FOZZY! FOZZY! FOZZY!

Hey, I can dream, can't I? :loco:

Fozzy Bear?

Muppet Metal. Hmmm...
 
I hate you, Glenn. You're an evil, villainous dastardly bastardly sinner. I wanted to go home early today cuz I'm feeling quite under the weather, and now I sit here, imprisoned in anticipation for another 31 minutes, with a racing heartbeat, sweaty palms, nervous twitches, clenched sphincter, and bitemarks in my desk! Now my boss REALLY thinks I'm sick!

You are absolutely hilarious. Plus, you said sphincter.
Good luck at work :lol: