Men - CockRing Day
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MetalRose
ProgPower EMT
Oakenson said:
I think what they're talking about isn't a piercing. Generally genital piercings are called by the type they are: Prince Albert, Labia, Hood, etc.
The cock ring they are talking about is a circular ring (usually metal or plastic) that is put on the base of the peni to help keep it engorged. Somewhat like viagra with out the ingesting of medication.
OMG, I am such a dork....
-Metal
Schizoid Man
Member
Guys, we have a hard enough time getting girls. Do you want to scare off the few that manage to show-up at Prog Power?
Schizoid Man
Member
I hope not!!! If he is, you will no longer be allowed to hang out at his house! But I'm sure your bass player wears one, he's such a perverted sort.
Schizoid Man
Member
I agree. This may be too much information, but I was once at an all-nude strip joint and this girl had so many peircings, she looked like she had a fisherman in a scissor hold (wearing one of those hats that you hook all your fishing lures in). I certainly hope she avoids going near a metal scrap yard that has one of those huge electro-magnet cranes. She might find herself airborn.
Or even better...going through airport security:
"Uh mam...you need to step aside..you keep setting off the ALARM.."
"Uh mam...you need to step aside..you keep setting off the ALARM.."
Schizoid Man said:
or even better...through airport security...
"uh mam..you need to step ASIDE...you keep setting off the alarm!"
"uh mam..you need to step ASIDE...you keep setting off the alarm!"
Metal Rose: That was very "informative".
Big roaring laugh. That's why I love ya, you just let it all out girl!
Big roaring laugh. That's why I love ya, you just let it all out girl!
MetalRose
ProgPower EMT
Hahaha. Was it you who called me a "blurter" last year? As in, "Oh no, we got a blurter over here! She just says what comes to mind!"
LOL. I tend to do that.
-MetalRose
LOL. I tend to do that.
-MetalRose
freakchylde
PPUSA Driver o' Doom!!!!!
Oakenson said:I cannot believe people pierce their genitals. Then again, everyone is certainly different. The fortunate aspect of this matter is that I highly doubt anyone will actually do this. I mean, I am pretty sure they would get in a great deal of trouble if they did. Let us hope so, anyhow!
Ummmm, yeah. Metal Rose is right, we're talking about the cheaper form of maintaining an erection than cialis or viagra. Has nothing to do with needles going through genitals.
13ShadesofGray
RI Porch Commando
freakchylde said:
And here's silly 'ol me thinking it/they were something to aid with the female's pleasure. No... I am not giving details
MetalRose
ProgPower EMT
freakchylde
PPUSA Driver o' Doom!!!!!
13ShadesofGray said:And here's silly 'ol me thinking it/they were something to aid with the female's pleasure. No... I am not giving details
We are, if used properly.
However, there are some who just want to get off asap (remember, oftentimes it's overstimulation for the boy, too *eg*)
13ShadesofGray
RI Porch Commando
freakchylde said:We are, if used properly.
Doing my best Darth Vader: "All to easy." bwahahaha
freakchylde
PPUSA Driver o' Doom!!!!!
13ShadesofGray said:
Come on, you know you wanna go into those "details". I see it in that evil grin of yours.
lady_space
Porno kitty
Hey hey hey now! No fair to those of us who're single and have no chance to try out anythign new we read... lol
Shaye
Shaye
Schizoid Man
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Thanks to time travel, the year is 1970 and I approach a typical rocker: "Hey dude, you don't know this yet but having your johnson peirced is going to be very popular in the nineties and in the millenium! So if you pay me a $100.00, I'll peirce your tongue, both nipples, your eyebrow, your lip, your nostrils, and to top it off, your john thomas! Hey, I know it will hurt like a son-of-a-bitch, but you'll be really cool!
Next day's newspaper headline reads, "TIME TRAVELER KILLED BY ANGRY HIPPIE"
Next day's newspaper headline reads, "TIME TRAVELER KILLED BY ANGRY HIPPIE"
I glance in the thread and see "Secret Sphere Day"...
I come out with images in my mind that will take many beers to erase.
Single people can try new stuff too, they just need someone else who's single and willing.
I come out with images in my mind that will take many beers to erase.
Single people can try new stuff too, they just need someone else who's single and willing.
freakchylde
PPUSA Driver o' Doom!!!!!
Schizoid Man said:
You do realize that most piercing ideas came from indigenous cultures that pre-date 1970 by a long-shot? As for those of us who like putting holes in our bodies, and the adrenaline rush we get from it....Who cares?! Our body, not like we're going to try and convince you.
Anyway, piercing had nothing to do with this thread.
Schizoid Man
Member
I don't think there were any "rockers" among indigenous cultures, which was whom I was referring to in my silly joke. Piercing in the past was primarily confined to ears. There were certainly very few people having their tongue peirced, with the acception of those in the gay community and "rough trade."
As for veering from the thread, I get the impression that I'm being chastised. Ive always found it very interesting that metal enthusiasts and rockers of the past, take pride in breaking the rules, society's conventions and taboos. But let somebody break some of the rules of the forum or strays from the thread topic, and it is quickly pointed out by the above quoted admonishment. It only supports my belief that metal's claim to fame of anti-establishment is not only phony but also laughable.
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