Ok, I think I have this figured out......Perhaps the people being headbanged upon are the actual farters? What better way to say "dude/dudette, you're pissing me off..." than to let loose with some organic home grown toxic methane death? To hell with collateral damage! If you have too much class to poot near your fellow Prog Power brothers & sisters, you can always puke on em'!
uke:
Bringing up the too tall bastiges at this show reminds me story. We went to see Accept at the Metro in Chicago for the Balls To The Wall tour. In line outside, I got hit in the face with a full can of Old Style beer. I was pissed, but I was more mad that it was shitty beer. One of our group was a short dude, who somehow ended up behind the tallest, burliest, leather clad behemoth of a person, once we got inside. As I glanced around looking to scoot over so he could get around this continent sized person, I looked back at my height challenged friend and gasped in horror as I saw him digging for green gold, and creating a booger Picasso on the back of said monster's leather biker jacket. I seriously thought he, and possibly "we", would surely be killed for this. Nothing happened, but I bet the big dude had to do some scraping to get my friend's artwork off of his jacket.
Keep your hair out of my beer, or I might have to get a couple orders of onion rings (the older the better!!), and clear a mosh pit sized circle of space around me. DO NOT PROVOKE ME!
This thread is fuggin hilarious!
J-Dubya