For all you conscious long-haired headbangers, I bring you (echo effect):
"The Metalhead's Headbanging Rasta Hat"
(TV sales person voice)
YES!!! FINALLY!!! A stylish, all-black Rasta hat that is
the must have for all considerate, mild-mannered headbangers out there!!!
The Metalhead's Headbanging Rasta Hat is one-size-fits-all and it's also machine washable!!! Its' sturdy, rugged, all-cotton construction is guaranteed to keep every single strand of hair inside your hat and out of your neighbor's drinks, or
your money back!!!
You will find
The Metalhead's Headbanging Rasta Hat ONLY in PPVIII!!! Similar hats sell for well over $59.99, but through this special PPUSA Forum offer,
The Metalhead's Headbanging Rasta Hat is yours for only $5.99!!!!! It makes the perfect gift for your unknown, obnoxious headbanging asshole neighbor that is bitch-slapping you in the face with his hair while
you are trying to enjoy the show!!! Perfect for windmils!!!
Pre-order today!!!!