The Steak Thread

[Captain Beard]

Deer hamburger?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

*nods* deer burgers are gooood. i like the steaks better ... less cooking and more flavor or something. but yeah. mmm all around.

 

[Captain Beard]

I'll have one of each. And any other animal he kills. This is me:

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

... except all the arrows are reversed, right?

 

[Captain Beard]

Only if they all start at my ass.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

ohh, they're going into your stomach!

 

[Captain Beard]

Aye, I'm one olf the few people who look at ANY animal and wonder how it would taste grilled, including pets, and is 100% serious.* I made my dad laugh when were were watching a show about polar bears and said "I'd eat it." I don't think there's a level above alpha predator, but if there was, I'd be it.
















*(Yes, I did ponder about how your dogs and cats taste if I've visited your house.)

(PS: I'd try people too if very hungry and it were prepared.)

(PPS: No, I'm NOT kidding about the above two.)

 

[Dead_Lioness]

*nods* deer burgers are gooood. i like the steaks better ... less cooking and more flavor or something. but yeah. mmm all around.

Yeah, Deer is escellent.
I get deer meat every year from friends here and I make awesome
steaks or chili !
mmmmm chili.

 

[Captain Beard]

I want deer for my dinner, but can't be arsed to go to the states where they all hide from me today.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i'll mail you some!

better yet, i'll mail you my brother! you could take him into the desert and guaranteed he'd be able to find some animal, kill it from a good distance, skin and gut it and prepare it in some marinade ... and then fix your air conditioner or something. that kid's a redneck prodigy.

 

[Captain Beard]

i'll mail you some!

better yet, i'll mail you my brother! you could take him into the desert and guaranteed he'd be able to find some animal, kill it from a good distance, skin and gut it and prepare it in some marinade ... and then fix your air conditioner or something. that kid's a redneck prodigy.

So he DID graduate 8th grade then?

 

[Cat5Messiah]

"Redneck Prodigy" is a fucking oxymoron if I've ever heard one.

 

[Captain Beard]

Thank you, Captain Obvious, for restating what I said directly above you.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

You're welcome, Captain Lunchbox.

 

[Captain Beard]

That I am, son, that I am. *Puts corncob pipe in his mouth*

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

haha he's a sophomore in high school. he just loves to hunt, can dis- and re-assemble a car engine with his eyes closed, and hates minorities.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

He would fit in perfectly in the Pacific Northwest.

 

[Captain Beard]

Don't you have an asian problem though?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

the kid's hatred is a tad misplaced. he hates redheads more than he hates jews.

 

[Captain Beard]

But some redheads are sexy...